Monday, December 9, 2013

The Shock of the New


Further examination of my suspension revealed that the rear-left shock had broken the spring perch, the rear right had broken the shock mount off the chassis, and one of the front left shocks was leaking.  All this, gentle reader, after having spent a bunch of cash having all six Ohlins rebuilt after the DC.   They are 5 years old and having been rebuilt twice, they now seem to have lost their Mojo.  The good news is that every failure is an upgrade opportunity!
The problem with suspension is that everyone you speak to has their own opinion of what constitutes the ideal system.   What they all agree on is that your choice is only limited by the thickness of your wad.  The FIA allows a maximum wheel travel of 300mm all round for T1, so it would be nice to achieve as much of this as possible.  However, then you get into the realms of radically changing the suspension geometry, which in turn affects drive shaft angles, exhaust location etc.  This results in ever-increasing cost, complexity and risk.  Then we have the discussion about how many shocks we need, what size, what make, standard vs coilover vs bypass…the choices are endless.   What does seem clear is that the single shocks at the rear have not proven to be man enough for the job.

Finally I decided to avoid radical changes to the suspension geometry, but to go with twin Radflo 2.5” shocks all round.  Each corner will now have one standard remote-can adjustable shock, plus one by-pass shock.  The advantage of the by-pass shock is that the damping is position-sensitive – in other words the damping increases in stages as the shock approaches the limit of its travel.  Robbie - chief fabricator and suspension guru at Saluki Motorsport - assures me that this will transform the handing of the Beast.
Whilst the standard shocks could be a drop-in replacement for the Ohlins, the by-pass shocks need more space – especially at the rear, where they will protrude through the floor.  So Robbie is fabricating a new set of mountings, and the shocks should be shipped at the end of this week.

Meanwhile, the new fuel-cell, fabricated by my new friends at MERIN in Italy, has arrived and will also be installed shortly.  A pair of funky new Corbeau carbon-fibre seats are also winging their way towards Dubai, leaving only a new set of harnesses to be ordered.
Over in Jeddah,  a new rally is being organised to take place at the end of January.  Tempting though this is, it would mean missing two events here in UAE – the 3rd  EMSF rally and the 2nd Motorplex Solo Race on consecutive weekends.  And since the Jeddah rally only consists of two stages totaling 150km, it seems a lot of hassle to go there for such little benefit.  So reluctantly, I’m giving Jeddah  a miss.

Back to UAE events, and I can advise that the dates I had given earlier for the Desert Challenge are WRONG.  The correct dates are April 3rd – 10th, the prologue being on 5th.
I’m around for the first Solo Race at the Motorplex on 21st December – so I’m hoping against hope that the shocks will be installed in time for this.  Watch this space!

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Trophies all round

NewTrix Racing, 3rd overall
Mansour Al-Hili, 1st in T2 class and all-round nice guy
Dave Mabbs, 1st overall. His fastest lap was almost a minute faster than mine!

Friday, October 11, 2013

3rd place overall


Just a quick post to say I managed 3rd place overall in the first EMSF Desert Championship event.  Dave Mabbs won and a Buggy was 2nd, so actually I was 2nd in the 4x4 category.  But it was absolute hell, very rough and extremely hard work.  Broke one of the new straps fitted to limit the suspension travel, and damaged a rear shock.  And finished the race with one of the rear doors hanging open and banging around!

OK here's the long version. First we blew a trailer tyre on the way to the start, hardly an auspicious beginning. Then my trusty co-driver decided her gyppy tummy was going to get the better of her, and decided to dip out of navigating. So far, so bad.

I started 4th of the 4x4s, after the buggies had disappeared into the distance, a minute behind Mansour Al-Hili in car 83. Halfway through the first 20km lap, I overtook him - but some very loud, banging noises were emanating from my rear end. (of the car, all right? OF THE CAR!) I pitted at the end of the lap and Richard diagnised a loose jack, bolted it back into position and 50 seconds later I was on my way, without losing the place to Mansour. I passed various stationary buggies, got passed by a few buggies, passed 86 (who must have been on his first lap) and still I was plagued by 'noises off'.

Cut to lap 4, and suddenly Mansour came back past me, going like the clappers, so I decided I had to try and keep up with him - if I could keep within a minute of him, I'd maintain my one-place advantage. People kept waving wildly at me, which I though was very nice of them, so I waved back. On and on we chased, till finally I banged and crashed over the finish line, about 40 seconds behind him after 5 laps.

Only then did I discover that the rear door had been flanging about for half the race, the LH rear shock spring perch had broken off, leaving the coilover loose, the RH coilover had worked loose as well and the RH limit strap had broken. All of which pretty much explained the banging noise. And, of course, the waving...

Keeping that place I'd won from Mansour gave me third overall, which means a nice trophy. One of the buggies was 2nd and Dave Mabbs was first overall. So really I should be considered 2nd in the 4x4 category, but let's not quibble. All in all a good result, but there's work to do before the next event on 15th November.

Once again major thanks to Richard Bailey, spanner-man extraordinaire, for his tireless devotion to the cause of NewTrix Racing. And congratulations to him and his lovely wife Alix on the birth of baby Juliet last week!







Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Good to go!

Passed scrutineering yesterday evening (hurrah!), paid the entry fees, picked up the transponder and found out where the event is happening.
 
 
You can get to it from the E77 Jebel Ali-Lihbab Rd, or (4x4 shortcut) from the Al Qudra Rd: head out from Arabian Ranches, across Emirates (By-pass) Rd., then left at the 2nd roundabout.  Follow the road to the end, across about 20m of sand, onto the blacktop and go left.
 
Bikes and quads kick-off at 0900hrs (11-10-2013), cars and buggies 1430hrs.  Each event lasts 2 hours.
 
See you there!

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Tyred and Emotional (again)


So... the old fuel cell is in the Beast, suitably plumbed in.  The brakes were knackered too, so a new set of pads went in as well. The power steering was leaking a bit, but that seemed to just need a union tightening up.....or maybe not.

Friday I came to pick up the trailer and the race car from work - and the trailer had a flat tyre.  Bugger.  Race back home, pick up the compressor, race back, blow up the tyre - and discover the tyre valve has failed.  Bugger, bugger. 

Saturday morning, and the tyre shop next door replaces the valve, hurrah.  Saturday afternoon - quick shakedown just off Al Qudra Road - and the race car dumps all the power stering fluid in the desert.  Bugger and more bugger.  Back on the trailer.

Sunday morning - all set to take it back to Saluki on the trailer, to sort out the power steering - except that another trailer tyre has gone flat.  Another valve failed.  Bugger.  OK, take off the wheel and get it fixed by our friendly neighbourhood tyre shop - but I can't shift the damn wheel nuts, they've been rattle-gunned to hell.  Damn, blast, buggery and buggeration!  So get on the phone to ZDegree, who allegedly do mobile tyre service.  But do they answer the blasted phone?  Customer service?  NOT COMING IN DUBAI.  Finally I drive round to their office and give them the benefit of some well chosen thoughts on the state of their customer service.  But sir, they say, we arrange our schedule for the mobile service the previous day, so maybe not possible today, sir.  So in future, I reply, should I give you 24 hours warning of an impending puncture?  And how exactly would you like that message delivered, seeing as telephone is clearly not your thing?  Carrier pigeon?  Native bearer with forked stick?

Anyway, they must have taken the hint, and at 2.30 they called to say their mobile service would be there at 4.30, and the conversation went something like this.

'Sir, what type of car is it?'  'It's not a car, it's a trailer.' 
'But that must be very big?'  'No, it's a car trailer, it has 12" rims.' 
'What make is it?' ' It's an Ivor Williams'.
'Ivor....?' '...Williams, probably the largest trailer manufacturer in Wales, surely you've heard of them'.
'What tyre size is it?'  'It doesn't matter, you're only changing the valve.' 
'But sir, I'm not sure if the mobile service can do that.'  'Well, you do that every time you put a new tyre on, so I'm guessing it's not a problem'.
'Well, I'll have to check......' 

And, mirabile dictu, joy of joys, Mr Mobile Service turned up as promised.  And he fixed it.  And I beheld it, and saw that it was good, and I was so happy that I told him to keep the change. 

By this time I'd pretty much forgotten why I wanted the trailer fixed.  But by Monday morning I'd remembered, and by Tuesday evening Lerick at Saluki had sorted it - turned out the rigid pipe taking the return line to the reservoir had actually fractured. 

Tomorrow we shall discover how lenient (or not) the scrutineers will be.  Watch this space.

Friday, September 27, 2013

More rallies, more problems, more $$$

It seemed such a simple plan. Put suitably emptied and washed fuel cell in large box, send by courier to ATL, ATL test and stamp it OK for another two years, and send it back. What could possibly go wrong? Well for a start, TNT. They picked up the box, stuck in their Dubai warehouse and left it there until I started asking questions 10 days later. No, they couldn't ship it because it was 'too big'. And were they planning to inform us of their inability to perform their fundamental raison d'etre, viz. shipping? No. Customer Service? Not coming in Dubai.

Second attempt with Aramex was more successful, although they decided not to pick it up in advance on the UK bank holiday weekend 'because the UK wouldn't do anything with it over the bank holiday'. No, but at least it would have been in the damned country when UK re-opened, so further delay ensued.

Eventually ATL received it and put in the queue for testing. And tested it. Ans then tried to stick a nice shiny new FIA label on it...but it wouldn't stick, due to fuel permeation through the cell! So they couldn't certify it. So I need a new fuel cell, for which they quoted me GBP4,100. AFter pointing out that I didn't need all the hardware, just the bare bladder, it came down to GBP2500. But by then I'd got a quote from a nice lady at Merin in Italy for Eu2600, which is quite a bit less, so I've given her the order on a 20 day ex-works lead time.

By this time, we'd heard through the newspaper (not through the EMSF, of course) that EMSF would be organising a series of four rallies, the first of which would be on 11th October. Hurrah, we all shouted, because we have had a severe shortage of rallies in UAE since about 2008. Then I had a phone call from Ali Al Shawi at the UAQ Motorplex, giving me the dates for five events they are organising. Thrice hurrah, we all shouted.

However - 11th October is a scant 14 days away and The Beast has no fuel cell. What to do? Well, the only option is to nick the old tank out of the old white race car, and hope EMSF aren't too fussy about scrutineering. Then I discover that somewhere between Saluki and 1000 Dunes they have managed to lose the Beast's transfer box selector linkage - the important bit that joins the shift lever to the box. Bugger. So we need to nick that off the white Patrol as well. So this morning was spent in Richard Bailey's drive, stripping useful bits off the old Patrol. However, a bijou problemette emerged in that the old car has internal pumps, and fuel exits from the top of the tank. The Beast's tank has a bottom exit and external pumps. So a bit of re-plumbing and re-wiring will be needed to get it all to work, which hopefully Saluki can handle.

But we really ought to set up the shocks, which is a Black Art about which I know almost nothing. Whether Ivan at Powertec will have time to assist in this before 9th October (scrutineering day) remains to be seen.

Anyway, for those of you who care about such things, I give you below the schedule of events as we know it today:

EMSF:
11 October
15 November
31 January
14-15 February

Motorplex Umm Al Quwain:
20-21 December Solo Race 1
24-25 January Solo Race 2
21-22 February Solo Race 3
6-7-8 March Pro Race 1
24-25-26 April Pro Race 2

Will there be a rlly on 11th October? (We still haven't heard Word One from EMSF, but mysteriously the event format and regulations arrived in my email yesterday - it will be a 2-hour event over a 20km circuit - somewhere in the desert. If it happens). Will we have the Beast ready? Will it pass scrutineering? These and many other questions, dear reader, will be answered in the fullness of time.

Let me leave you with a quotation which pretty much sums it all up:

'Let's be optimistic
Let's say that we won't toil in vain,
If we pull together
We'll never fall apart again.....'

(Name the tune, singer, and year. And no resorting to Google!)

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

It's only money


Well, having got through the DC without blowing up the engine or putting the car on its roof you might think that this would be a cheap year for race-car maintenance.  If such was your thinking, then allow me to disabuse you of the notion that a race-car is anything put a four-wheeled money-pit.

Rebuilding the 6 shocks didn't some cheap this time, as we'd managed to abuse them fairly comprehensively.  So Powertec were able to take a Dh 5k bite out of my wallet.  Then we decided that we ought to revise the front shock mounts to make sure they didn't fall apart again.  Oh, and the gearbox was getting really cranky towards the end of the rally, so I decided to rebuild that as well, and sent it off to Sam at 1000 Dunes Garage.  But the amount of parts required made it completely uneconomical to rebuild, so I bought a new gearbox instead (another Dh 8k).   To be fair, 5 years of rallying meant we'd really had our money's worth out of it- some people change them every year! Plus another Dh2k for a new chain and sprockets for the transfer box, which was worth rebuilding.  The good news was that I now had a high performance clutch ready to install from those nice people at Mantic.  Except that when Saluki Motorsport started to fit it, they found that the splines on the pressure plate didn't match.  My fault - there's an adaptor from Nissan to GM splines on the end of the gearbox, so we didn't need Nissan pattern on the pressure plate, but GM pattern. Doh!  Anyway, Mantic (bless 'em) are sending me a new one FOC.  What nice people!

But of course it doesn't stop there.  Because the car is now 5 years old - Glen built it in time for the 2008 DC - so now all the dated components expire this year.  This means the seats, the harnesses and the fuel cell.  The good news is that the fuel cell can be re-validated for another two years - if you don't mind the hassle of sending it back to ATL in the UK.  Seeing as a new tank is over £4000 (yes, that's four thousand quid!) and the testing and recertification is likely to be around £350, that's a no-brainer - even after you pay the courier cost.  Seats and harnesses can't be re-validated, so that's another £1500 or so.

Oh - and the helmets!  The FIA, in their quest for ever improved safety standards, have decided that we have to buy a new set of hemets meeting the latest 'Snell 2010' FIA standard.  So that's £450 a pop.

Bugger, I forgot about tyres.  Maybe I can get away with only 4 new BFG 275/70R16s at Dh 1000 each.

If you tot that lot up, and add in a random figure for workshop time, you get to something in the region of Dh 40,000.

Which is why, dear reader, that unless you are disgustingly wealthy, incredibly well sponsored or completely barking mad, you should never, ever think about getting involved in motorsport.

(I must leave you now, they're coming to take me away, ha-ha...)


 

Friday, April 12, 2013

Tyred and Emotional


The Phantom Blogger has left the building, so I apologise in advance for any outbreaks of sanity which may occur from now onwards.

Have you seen the bull-riders in the rodeos?  Well, that's pretty much the kind of action we were having on Day 5, because any sequence of small bumps was likely to turn the Beast into an uncontrollable Wild Thing.  Having only one working shock on the driver's side of the car clearly didn't agree with it.  Every time I pushed, we got axle-tramp (and no, that's not the name of a Guns 'n' Roses groupie).  Which meant that when we needed it most, we weren't getting the power down like we should.

Not that it stopped me from trying.  On the flatter bits we were flying, and by PC1 we'd already caught up with Malcolm and Patrick in the Range Rover - although the gatch track dust prevented us from getting past.  But just before PC1 we smelt something really, really bad.  Maybe I shouldn't have had the baked beans for breakfast?  Is there something terminally wrong with the Beast?  Sadly, it was the Range Rover, which had cooked its front diff and the transfer box.  That was the last we'd see of them, till they were towed over the finish ramp.

Maybe we pushed a bit too hard on the tracks, because we blew a tyre soon after entering a dune section.  Like a well-oiled machine, we had the wheel changed in a time that would have made McLaren green with envy.  OK, I made that bit up, but we were pretty good.  We'd been dicing with 223, a beautifully built red Pathfinder, for the past couple of days, and seized the moment to overtake at PC2, when they took fractionally too long getting their card stamped.  Then we went into more dunes and lost another tyre, and they got back past us.  Bugger.  So now we have no spare tyres left, which isn't a good feeling.

But by some miracle, person or persons unknown had left a spare wheel lying around at PC3.  In the words of  'Only Fools and Horses': "Where it all comes from is a mystery, like the changing of the seasons and the tides of the sea".  Now, had one of our team left it there it might have been construed as illegal servicing on rally route, but that didn't happen.  It. Just. Didn't.  OK?

Then we had a rather torrid time in some white sand dunes, where the Sentinel alarm went off three times in quick succession to warn us of three different competitors stuck in soft bowls, all of which we managed to avoid.  And so it was that we made the finish, an unspectacular 25th on the day.  That was good enough to push us one place up the overall standings to a 16th place finish - and still no penalties. But even better, we were 2nd in the Gulf behind our friends Mansour Al-Hilei and Ali Mirza in #217, and that means trophies!

Team Newtrix at the finish ramp: Ian, Richard, Fred and Sheila
And so, after showering the Liwa dust off our sweaty bodies, we assembled round the Centro hotel pool for the awards ceremony. The short video edit of ADDC 2013 included Sheila being rude to the annoying cameraman on Day 1, which everyone enjoyed.  Top awards went to two Spaniards, Marc Coma on the bikes and Nani Roma in the 4x4s. But I have to say we got one of the biggest cheers of the evening for our 2nd place in Gulf, which was really nice.


Sheila with Camelia Liparoti, 8th in the Quads

It's over for another year.  Qatar is off the agenda - the job list for the Beast is just too long.  We need to rebuild all the shocks, sort out the shock mounts, rebuld the gearbox, fit a new clutch...Richard is working on the definitive list.  Plus we need new seats, harnesses and helmets for 2014, and the fuel tank needs to be either changed or re-validated for 3 years- which means sending it back to UK.  There are tough decisions ahead.  But for now, we'll bask in the fading limelight of our small victory in the 2013 Abu Dhabi Desert Challenge.

A few stats for you:

49 cars started.
31 were classified as finishers, i.e. were able to put their cars into parc ferme at the end of Day 5.
25 had finished every day within limit time. 
And only the top 16 finished without penalties of any kind.
NewTrix with Nani Roma, winner of the Autos.


Thursday, April 11, 2013

Woooh Whooooo. We finished one!!



 Pop!

The champagne corks will be popping at Yas Marina tonight. Ian and Sheila have finished the Abu Dhabi Desert Challenge, after a gruelling day which included losing not one but two tyres. Finally at 1.30 this afternoon they crossed the finish line. Exhausted no doubt.

Congratulations too to Richard and Fred, for keeping the car going over the 5 days. Well done guys. Now, you've had a week's holiday in the desert - back to work :-)

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

A dog called Digger. Damn. Busted.


Another day, another six hours spent hurtling like a turtle through the Rub Al Khali, the incessant rolling and pounding of the DogBox not made any easier by the fact that, overloaded as it was in the absence of its rear counterpart, (see yesterday’s work of fictitious drivel), now the front left damper has detatched itself from the front axle. So long and thanks for your support. Now the car looks like it's been set up for a NASCAR race. Yeehar, rubbin's racin' boys.....

Look, we had all four dampers in the prologue!

No doubt with his energy drained by having to man-handle a Patrol bouncier than a space hopper experiencing a sugar rush, Ian fell foul of a couple sand traps this afternoon. He tried using a wedge to chip out and although that didn’t work, he did at least realise that the car was easier to drive once he’d stopped wearing such ridiculous footwear. At one point they were stuck for close to 40 minutes, and I can tell you that if you can’t extricate yourself from a stuck in the first 5 or 10 minutes, you just know you are going to be there for the long haul, and it saps not just your physical energy but your mental resolve too. Digging yourself out of a sand dune at any time is exhausting work, but when you are dressed from head to foot in fireproof clothing, the sun is overhead, and in the background you can hear, and often see, competitors’ cars passing you at speed, the frustration builds very quickly. That in turn tends to lead to rushed decisions to try to move the car when really you should probably dig for a few more minutes, often with the result that the car just sinks down to its axles again, taking your heart with it.

But just when you feel as though you can’t go on, the kindness of other competitors often shines through, and today it was Emirati driver Mansour Al-Heli and co-driver Ali Mirza (car #217) who pulled up alongside Ian and Sheila, hooked their own Nissan onto Ian’s, and helped pull their Dognessess free from the clutches of the desert. And the brake calipers of the desert, and the front spoilers of the desert, and all the other detritus of broken cars lying around in the sand. Thanks Mansour.


Mr. R Carless from the UK wrote "More dirty photos please P.B."
Happy to oblige Rick. How dirty do you want?
 From there it was a 40 minute run down to the Finish line, where Richard was found barely alive, having lost the will to live under the weight of 115 SMS updates from Nextrix Mission Command; my chair in the office. I’d raised the Newtrix Crisis Intervention Level from DefDog 1 (lower cup of tea and frown) to DefDog 4 (Well I suppose I’d better put the deckchairs back in the boot then) when I saw they were having problems, and Richard had lost no time at all taking affirmative action. He’d told Fred to put another spoon of sugar in each of their teas, in case they needed the energy later. Sterling work chaps, keep calm and pass the scones. 

Nice to see Sunderland winning for a change.
So that was Day Four in a nut-house. Sorry, nut-shell. The only other exciting news of the day was that Ian experimented today with a new tyre set-up, running Yokohamas on the rear axle and BF Goodrich on the fronts. I could waffle on like David Coulthard and tell you that’s because the firmer sidewalls on the BFGs give Ian more feel for the camber angles on the steering tyres, whilst the firmer Yokohamas help maintain the rear bias of our torque differential and thus counterbalance the centripetal chassis yaw. But the fact is we are down to our last four decent tyres, and that’s where they ended up. Such is life on the privateer competitor side of the tracks.

Other local entries making the news include biker Sam Sunderland (#007, “the name’s Sunderland, Sam Sunderland”), who won yet another stage today, whipping World Champion Marc Coma’s butt for the second time in four day’s desert racing. Dave Mabbs #027 is currently lying in 25th place, Alan Boyter #036 in 28th, and Sean Linton #096, who is based just around the corner from our office in Al Quoz, is going great guns in 10th overall.

Ian and Sheila are currently lying in 17th overall, 13th in class (T1) and have ‘just’ 296kms of desert to cross tomorrow to make it to the end of what will be their first complete Desert Challenge. And no I’m not tempting fate, it’s got to be done, so bring it on.
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Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Faster, damper, bonzer....


Today’s special silica stage would have been a lot easier on Ian and Sheila’s backs if only they hadn’t popped an Öhlins early on. Now some of you will know exactly what I mean by that, but for the benefit of those of you who believe that a) Ian is taking some sort of performance enhancing drugs with nasty side effects or b) Sheila’s done some terrible damage to a previously unheard of vertebrae in her lower spine, an Öhlins is a coilover. There. Clear as mud.
Notice the word 'WORKS'. Ours doesn't.

And a coilover is a damper with a spring around the top of it. Still not with me? Do try to keep up. IT’S A SHOCK ABSORBER!! At last, true clarity. Losing a coilover so early on in the day really put a damper on things. Well, technically it took a damper off of things I suppose but anyway, having three heavy duty and flippin expensive dampers doing their job, while the other one just sits around cleaning its fingernails, makes for a rough ride. But no matter, because our desert dueling duet ploughed a persistent passage through the simmering seas of sand which mother nature (and the race organisers) placed in their path, slalomed surreptitiously through the “Not a Service Stop”, laughed in the face of flat tyre adversity (ha ha ha, blast you, you breathless bag of bulbous blubber) just 15 kilometres from the end of the race, and thus threw down the gauntlet to their fellow competitors. Sheila picked it up again later though because she knew Ian would be wondering what he’d done with it. 

Indeed so rapid and drama-less was their progress that I would be positively short of tall tales today were it not for Chris, Enzo and Ivan. Chris and Enzo you see work in the land of ‘roos ‘n emus, supplying specialised clutches to the racing and four wheel driving cognoscenti down under. Click here www.mantic.com.au for one of those new fangled hyperlink thingies – BUT only after you’ve finished with today’s jackanory. Ian had been in touch with Chris 3 months ago regarding a specialist clutch to fit twixt the Corvette engine and Patrol gearbox. To be sure of having the car finely fettled for Qatar in two weeks time, he asked me to ring Chris and see how we could get what was needed from OZ to UAE, A.S.A.P. How professional are these guys? Not only did Chris immediately remember the details of Ian’s email 3 months ago, but, whilst building an exhibition stand with one hand, holding the phone with the other, and no doubt maneuvering a slap of cold ones toward the fridge with his feet while he was talking to me, reeled off the part numbers from memory and told me to ring Enzo back at HQ, and that they’d sort one out PDQ. Bonzer blokes to the core, and remarkably, all achieved without the sound of Kylie Minogue wailing or Rolf Harris wobble boarding in the background. (No – because they had enough flaming sense to send them to the UK years ago!) Needless to say the car will be sporting Mantic stickers in Qatar. Question is, which way up do we put them?

It's only a flesh wound. I've had worse.
Look closely and you'll see this tyre has a hole in it.

And what of Ivan the Terrible I hear you ask. Well first of all that’s not very polite, it’s Ivan the Knowledgeable. Ivan knows a thing or two about Öhlins, and after Richard removed the offending part from the car, the sweat from his brow and the skin from his knuckles, he presented it to Ivan and said “what do you make of that?”. Ivan paused, considered the damage and announced. “There’s an ‘ole in your Öhlin, but maybe Ivan other one”. Actually he said no such thing. What he really said was “It’s buggered but thanks for taking it off – now please refit it because your car needs the coil on board to stay level, even if the damper’s bereft of life and breathing no more”. Oh how Richard chortled with amusement at the thought of putting back on that which he had just undone. Welcome to the DC RB.

And that ladies and gentlemen is the almost entirely true story of how Ian and Sheila started out today in 21st place and ended up in 18th overall, 14th in T1 class. Like a community made quilt it was embroidered in several places, and sprinkled liberally with superfluous sequins, but hey, it kept you warm for a while.

So a top ten finish is still within reach. Maybe. Possibly. Perhaps. Who knows?
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Monday, April 8, 2013

Live tracking here


We have had hundreds of emails this week (OK, one) asking where the live tracking pages can be found. If you click on the link below it will take you to the page, and if you type 222 into the search box, the current location and speed of the Newtrixmobile will be indicated. Look for the trail of pawprints behind......

http://vulcain.iritrack.net/tdcom/eviewer/abu13/
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Tension mounts. And falls off again.


Richard decided to teach me a lesson today, sending me a message minutes before Ian and Sheila set off. “One cyclinder mis-firing, suspect HT lead”. Great, just what you need to start the day with a smile. It’s just his way of letting me know that not all updates are necessary! Ian had correctly diagnosed the fault on the way to the Start line (here’s a tip Ian, next time, do that sort of thing driving to the bivouac after the Finish please) so it was a nail biting 4 hours of desert driving before they could stop at the service point in the deepest, darkest corner of Liwa. Actually, if we’re being honest, it’s really quite well lit down there at mid-day.


Richard Bailey. Top Bloke. Dodgy Overalls.
 Then Richard “Is than an HT lead in your pocket or are you just shocked to see me?” Bailey leapt into action, ripping the bonnet off with his bare hands and, having thus rid himself of the silly frilly lace up headgear he was wearing, shouted instructions at Ian as he got to work replacing the lead. But he had his back turned (see legal notice below) There was high tension in the air, which was a shame because it’s supposed to go down the cable from the coil to the spark plug, so having then remembered to put the other end onto the plug, Ian slammed the bonnet shut, gave Sheila the thumbs up and said “Let’s go love, she’s Champion”. “That’s odd” replied Sheila as the doggy duo drove desert wise in the direction of a daunting day’s duning destiny “I could have sworn they were NGKs”

Legal Notice

At no point during the “It’s not a Service Stop” did any members of the crew other than Ian or Sheila touch the car. Nobody else approached the car, looked in the general direction of the car, nor knowingly admitted the presence of a race car which may, or may not, have resembed a blue Nissan Patrol, had they in fact seen it. Which they didn’t. Because they weren’t there. They were sat next to me in Dubai at the time and I have three witnesses to that fact, only one of whom could be legally defined as being pathologically inebriated at the time. But the other two are trustworthy(ish) enough.

Legal Not Notice

Don’t worry, personal joke. You had to be there. But we weren’t there. Were we lads…..


Anyway, back to the thickening plot. With a woosh and a wave and a cheery parp parp (I blame the brussels) Ian and Sheila hurtled forth into the sandy bits, where they, um, got stuck about 45 seconds after the “Not a Service Stop”. Not to worry thought Ian, I’ll just get the car free and. Err, oh bugger. Ok well now I’ll get it free from this bit and erm… Well anyway, the view from the top of the dune was
The enitre SAR squadron, grounded. They wooden fly.
good and the radio reception meant that Sheila could get up to date with The Archers, but soon Ian was back in the car and off they jolly well trundled. If 125kmh on sand can be described as trundling. Which it can, in much the same way as falling out of a plane can be described as ‘a bit of a bump’. Speaking of industrial accidents, poor Malcolm and Patrick fell foul of a rather sad situation at the Not a Service Stop. Because so many medical evacuations had to be made (10% of the competitors had accidents today!), the helicopter refueling bowser at the nearest hospital (I know it well and have counted the ceiling tiles there for hours) was drained of its contents. In the words of Bob Marley “No Avgas no fly” and if No Fly then No Medics and no medics means that a lot of competitors who arrived shortly after Ian and Sheila departed the area, were told to return to the bivouac on tarmac and take a time penalty. Boo hiss. And STILL no cheerleaders.

Anyway at that moment Richard and Fred lost satellite reception. More precisely, I had to go and do a product demonstration 30kms from the office, so was unable to send Richard my customary “It’s two minutes since I last sent you an update as to their whereabouts” message. I would imagine Richard and Fred were frankly rather grateful. They were tension free for hours, much like the old spark plug lead.

When I returned to the office (yes, the demo went well, Thank You for asking) Ian and Sheila were just minutes from the finish line, having endured a 20 minute stuck about an hour earlier. Just imagine if during that time, a passing Khazakranianslav TV crew had been passing and offered their assistance. What a moral dilemma our glorious role models would have been faced with. Do we wave them on cheerily despite our exhaustion, or do we ask them to tow us out? Thankfully, no such event occurred, which was lucky.

Legal Notice

It just didn’t. Alright.

Ian and Sheila crossed the finish line at 4.20pm having started out at 9.45am in 39th place and finished in 21st place on the day. Coincidentally they will start out 21st overall tomorrow. Apparently before the start tomorrow, Nissan’s PR team are interviewing Ian and Sheila. Quite the media darlings now aren't they? Deny EVERYTHING guys & gals. You weren’t there. And I have the GPS data to prove it.

So another day duned and Ian and Sheila are ready to face Day Three tomorrow. They could probably do Day Four to be honest, but that would mess up everyone’s schedules, so Three it is. As I write, Richard is servicing the car (he’s allowed to in the bivouac – FIA regulations clearly state that he is) and Fred is beavering away. Presumably making dams out of pine trees.

RIP Iron Lady.

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Stop the press!


No, don't stop it, keep it running, in fact print thousands of extra copies.

Ian and Sheila made the big time!! Front cover of The National newspaper's Sports section today (The National allegedly has around 27 more readers than this blog. So well into the tens of thousands then).

Strangely there was no mention of their hard working support team. Richard, Fred and I are consequently 'having words' with our respective PR agents.


"Extra, extra, read all about it"
Cor blimey, we're famous


Feeling a little Thor



Pedal to the, ahem, metal....
There have been times in the UAE when it didn’t rain for two and a half years. In fact the expression ‘saving for a rainy day’ has become so redundant that most of us spend all our money instead on wine, women (or Chippendales) and racing cars. The latter usually demanding the most cash, naturally. Today however, was a rainy day. A very rainy day, with evil, tainted skies generating daylight the colour of jaundice, calamitous thunderstorms, torrential rain (typical - I only washed my bloody car yesterday!) and an air of foreboding; just one bode away from a cataclysmic fiveboding, and we all know how bad that is.

Consequently those magnificent men in their hovery, inverted egg whisk’oplanes, couldn’t see the ground beneath them and so said they couldn’t fly. Here’s a clue Mr. Pilot – you were standing on it when you said you couldn’t fly. And if the helicopters don’t fly there’s no medical cover and if there’s no medical cover the race is delayed. This may not be popular with the competitors, but it IS good practice, and as a repeat beneficiary of those kind people in the SAR teams, I know it’s the right thing to do.

Here's a photo I prepared earlier.
Thus it was that Ian and Sheila were, along with all the other competitors, told to drive on tarmac to a point about 100kms into the rally stage and wait. And wait. And wait. Until eventually the winds died down, the balloon went up (well, OK, the helicopters), and our heroes were released into the wild yellow yonder and told to make their way to the bivouac. (Quick track, bivouac, give The Dog a home). So off they jolly well sped, with yours truly once again failing to get half his work done because the annoying thing about having live tracking on your computer is that you daren’t look away. You minimise it, ignore it, then after 10 minutes the temptation becomes too great and you start checking their position again. Then that of friends who are racing, then the race leaders, then people who look like they might be stuck, then back to car 222 again, then 242, then bike 27, etc. etc. And then you finally minimise the screen. But only for 10 minutes. Repeat ad nauseum.

That's how that I knew Newtrix were briefly stuck for a few minutes at around 1.30pm, then again for just a couple of minutes at around 2.30pm, but after that it was pedal to the metal and Ian and Sheila were soon leaving a trail of cars in their wake. What I didn’t know of course was that the drop into the first stuck had caused the radiator catch tank to work loose, which would later cause occasional overheating and thus the engine would kick into default “4 cylinder mode”. Now suddenly having 165 horsepower instead of 330 is not what you want when racing in the desert – but it’s better than cooking your engine, so whilst inconvenient, it wasn’t a game changer.


That JCB would have been useful today.

Throughout this time I kept updating poor Richard down in the desert, via SMS. A couple of times he thanked me for the news, but when he replied “Thanks for the updates, even though they give me heart attacks” I decided to keep the news to myself. This evening Ian called me to say that they had also been suffering from intermittent engine ‘çut outs’ and upon investigation tonight by Richard “I’ll check my list and find the cause” Bailey, it was determined that the wing mounted cut out switches were playing up, so he’s spanked them and sent them to bed early. We expect no further problems tomorrow or there’ll be trouble.

With Ian and Sheila cruising down a track at 100kmh and just 6kms from the finish line at about 4.30pm, I sent Richard what I now realise was a stupid text. “Nearly there” I said “put the kettle on”. Oh dear. Kiss of death. Dr. B.S. will not be doing that again. Just minutes from the finish line and with only one more line of dunes to cross, the desert reached up, grabbed the Dog by the tail and hung on to it. Stuck. Really, really stuck, spitting distance from the finish line. Not that there was any spitting to be done, because digging a car out of the sand for 90 minutes, yes folks, one and a half hours, doesn’t leave you with any spit left to waste.


Malcolm & Patrick had a good day and are lying 23rd overall.
 When it became clear that they were struggling I called Richard and Fred, and thanks to the wonders of modern technology, could give them I&S’s exact position, and tell them what appeared to be a quick and easy route to the car. I thought if the car was broken in some way we would be much better off getting there in daylight, regardless of the penalties to be incurred for receiving assistance. Trouble is, Google doesn’t update its maps every day (typical – lazy swines) and so when Richard tried to follow my directions he was faced with miles and miles of fencing instead of the open tracks I could see on my screen. Undeterred he headed off into the desert, and I was able to pick out both a gate in the fence, and a circuitous but apparently well traveled path which would get him to within 200 metres of Ian and Sheila. Halfway down this track and with the corrugated road rattling Richard and Fred’s teeth down to their root canals, he then received a message to say that after their energy sapping digging, Ian and Sheila were ‘free at last’ and heading for the finish line.

Ian rang me at around 9.30pm in high spirits, because despite the days woes, the car’s in one piece, the clutch is holding up, they’ve no penalties and they are ready to rock tomorrow from a position of 38th overall. So not a bad day in the desert after all.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Cote D'dust

Ladies, gentlemen, and those of you with spectacularly tight racing leathers, like Christmas, the FA Cup and International Left Handed Day (August 13th in case you were wondering), I’m back for my once a year, never to be repeated until next year appearance. Yes, tis I, The Phantom Blogger, custodian of the three holey socks, blogger of words, blagger of parts, bugger all use, and writer of those things which were once unspoken but which are now completely and utterly pixelated before your very eyes. 
Faster than a Ferrari World Roller Coaster

BUT, my miniontastic little munchkins, you may no longer address me as “The PB” for since we last met I have been endowed, some might even say well endowed, with an Honorary Doctorate. Oh yes I have. It’s pointless, intended purely for my own self promotion , and thoroughly undeserved, yet there it is on my wall for all to see. The Phantom Blogger, Honorary Doctor of Blog Scribing. You may simply refer to me as “Dr. B.S.” for short.

My presence can only mean one thing; that it’ll be a week before this blog makes any sense. Oh wait, two things. The second being that Ian and Sheila are away making loud burbly noises in the desert with their big metal box on wheels, alongside lots of other people who feel the need to do the same. Yes,the Abu Dhabi Desert Challenge 2013 is under way.  

This afternoon Ian, Sheila, Richard “It’ll be on my list somewhere” Bailey and Fred “I fancied a week off work” Santiago dragged their weary bodies down to the Prologue in Abu Dhabi. Now in NCAA football they have the Rose Bowl. And cheerleaders; Phantom likes cheerleaders….and in the NFL they have the Super Bowl. And cheerleaders. Phantom really, really likes cheerleaders. But the ADDC has what can best be described as the Dust Bowl. Which is all very well – but there are no cheerleaders. Just dust. Lots of dust. And on top of the dust, a light dusting of dust. And not a perky pair of pom poms in sight. Boo hiss.
 
Dust. Just dust. It's a must.

Just as you can be sure of overpriced roses on Valentine’s Day, so you can be sure of foul weather and DUST for the DC prologue. Of course you’ll never know that from the photos herewith attached, for such are my Lightroom skills (think Photoshop, only better) that you see only fantastic pictures of our heroic racers, but the strong winds which blew up yesterday morning continued to blow throughout this afternoon, reducing visibility to “three tenths of a little bit”. This does not please anyone who drives down to AUH for 90 minutes only to have their face and more importantly camera gear sandblasted into oblivion. But never mind, I knew it would all be worthwhile when Ian and Sheila saw me on the sidelines, preserving those precious race moments for all time. “Oh you were there were you, we didn’t see you” said Ian as we spoke later on the phone. No, well that would be because I was the only 6’ tall photographer in a fluorescent yellow vest!! But they didn’t see me. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I’m known as “The Phantom”
  
Nextrix Racing, 2013 stylee!

Ian drove sensibly (imagine that!) to preserve the car and Newtrix finished the prologue on 25th place, exactly halfway through the 49 car field. Now you might argue that 25th is halfway through a 50 car field but I would disagree. You see there are 24 cars ahead of them, and 24 behind them, so they’re halfway. If you have a problem with that, please send me a postcard.  
1.2kms in and Mabbsy's already lost his co-driver!

Other local racers of note include Malcolm Anderson and Patrick McMurren (#242) of Team Dune Raider, who finished the day in 41st (thus making a mockery of the seeding system which had put them way back in 42nd place) Seb Husseini (Quad #139) in 4th, Colin Mercer (Quad #138) 13th, Alan Boyter (Bike #36) 47th and the inimitable Mr. David Mabbs, who, having emptied the UAE of people insane enough to co-drive alongside him, has taken to two wheels and this year is competing on bike #27 (44th in the prologue).

Ian told me this evening that he fears the race car’s clutch is not as healthy as it might be, so first thing tomorrow I’m to try to track down the only other known clutch of its type in the country. Yes, really. Looks like the DC has started! 

Friday, April 5, 2013

Flying the Flag

Thursday morning it's time for a quick blat down to Abu Dhabi to complete all the documentation formalities, hand over a large wad of cash and pick up a rally GPS, the Iritrack satellite tracker and a bunch of stickers and paperwork.

By the time we're back, Richard has turned up in Sheila's Prado with the borrowed trailer on tow.  Although slightly delayed by the need to fit new tyres to the trailer, it is now a Mobile Workshop.  The trailer is straining under the weight of Richards tools, my tools, spares and...well....stuff.

GPS, Iritrack and stickers are added to the race car and by 5pm we're car 222.  And I'm knackered, and I think Richard is too.

Friday we do the neighbourhood a favour by taking the convoy to Yas for scrutineering, which proceeds without any serious hitches.  We've decided to take everything over to Rally HQ (support pits) , offload the race car, the Prado and the service trailer into their carpark, and bring back the road-going Patrol with the empty trailer.  Such a simple plan - what could possibly go wrong?

Well,  plenty, actually.  After dropping off the race car, I notice a pool of water under the other Patrol.  Further investigation reveals a hose to the header tank has been chewed up by a pulley, and Richard is immediately into mechanic mode..  While he does so I look under the Prado - and find another puddle.  This time its ATF, which means there's a leak in the power steering.  Bugger, and more bugger.

Another hose has chafed through.  I consider revisiting the Two Ronnies sketch ('Got any 'ose?') but decide against it.  Fortunately it turns out to be a low pressure line, and once again Richard disappears under the engine to sort it out.  Just as well he's brought his entire armoury of tools (and 'oses), because he's used most of them before the rally even starts.

Finally we're back in Dubai to load up the last few items onto the trailer, which Richard will take direct to the bivvy after the prologue is over.

Tomorrow, the final member of Team NewTrix, Fred Santiago, will join us as we head back once more to Yas for....The Prologue.  We can but hope that we've used up our quota of mechanical disasters already...

Monday, April 1, 2013

Almost ready - time to think

Yes, we've sorted out the troublesome hubs.  That was a late night, but we're confident that they'll hold now.  Richard refitted the battery tray with its shiny new battery, and sorted out a wiring fault to give an emergency power feed to the fans - in case we need it.  It's been up to Ben Sulayem Garage, then the RTA and received its new estemara.  Sheila's Prado, which will be the service mule, has been serviced. 

Yesterday my friends at Nanjgel Garage changed the lubes on the race car and fixed an oil leak from a front hub, but had a drama during their test drive.  The engine just stopped.  Fuel? No.  Fuel pump? Hmm, neither pump was working.  So it had to be the battery isolator.  Turned out that one of the external cut-offs had cut-off for no obvious reason, but wouldn't re-set.  Further investigation showed that the two firex switches were also u/s, so we've replaced all four external switches with new Schneider units.  A consignment of metal tyre valves turned up on my desk, to replace all the old rubber ones - the four on the car and four spares.  Arabian Automobiles called, and my sale-or-return parts are all ready for collection.  Things feel like they are coming together.

We had a Team Meeting today, which sounds rather grand.  It was three-quarters of the team - Sheila, Richard and myself.  Fred had been dragged away to do some actual work for a customer.  (Customers, eh? No consideration.)  Richard is well ahead of us in terms of lists and plans.  (He admits to being 'a bit O.C.D.', but I've reassured him that it doesn't make you a bad person.)  But it'll be his first time in Liwa, and we're bringing him up to speed with the geography of the area and the process of the rally.

I was sat at the traffic lights the other day, and just imagined being at the start.  Airing down the tyres.  Chatting slightly nervously to the other teams.  Having a final wee.  Sheila and I, fastening each other's helmet straps.  Checking the time, joining the queue for time control.  Watching the car in front disappear into the dust, into the distance.  Then forward to the start, checking we're in 4WD.  The cameras, the 'good-luck' wishes from friends we only see once a year.  The start light column, my heart racing, pounding, as its red sectors count off the final seconds in synch with the starter's hand signals.....

That's the rush.  Just imagining it sent my pulse rate soaring.  Once we're moving, I can settle into a rhythm and start to relax a little.  But it's a continual tightrope act - keeping up enough speed to be in the chase, but not pushing too hard at wrong moment, chosing the right risks to take and the ones to back away from.  This may be our last year of competitive rallying and I badly want to do well.  All the prep, all the expense, all Richard's hard work boils down to the next 2000km.  One wrong decision, and it's all down the drain.

As Streaky would say, it's going to be emotional.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

More fettling


Finished the paint job by whipping off the bonnet and blasting the underside with rattle-can Hammerite, and I have to say the engine department looks pretty damn good.  Then Richard discovered a bijou problemette during a routine foray under the chassis.  The brackets which hold the sway-bar bushes onto the chassis should have two bolts each side.  Actually they each had one bolt, a broken bolt and a half-hearted bit of tack-weld which had (predictably) failed.
Both broken bolts were duly drilled, heated and shown the extractor.  One surrendered easily, but the other wasn’t co-operating so we ended up drilling it out completely and putting in a helicoil.  So that’s all sorted.  (Maybe this was part of the reason why I was bouncing around like a pea on a drum during the last UAQ event.)
The plates which protect the bonnet from the bonnet pins were pretty well mangled, they appeared to be made out of chrome-plated tissue paper which is probably OK on a normal car.  So Richard made up some new ones from 1mm galv, and backing plates of the same with rivnuts inserted.  The result looks a great deal more business-like, plus we have shiny new bonnet pins which slide in easily.
Still on the ‘to-do’ list is the battery bracket, which is not convincingly anchored to the body, and the on-going hub-stud issue.  Looks like two of the studs have stripped their threads, so we need to dismantle the hubs and helicoil the offending holes.  Finally the car has to go to Bin Sulayem Garage for its annual test, then we’re going to treat it to some new Castrol 10/60 and a change of gearbox and back axle oils.  Oh, and a new battery and tyres!

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Spannering and Painting

Richard has already volunteered to come over on Monday evening, so we had a bit of a session on the Beast.  Stripped out everything hanging on the right wing, installed some rivnuts so that we didn't need to fish around inside the wing for nuts ever again, and Richard came up with some improvements to the mountings for the fuse and relay boxes.  So now they are held on by something more substantial than tiewraps and goodwill.

Part of the reason for this was to slap some white Hammerite onto the wing, to cover up the grey primer and rust.  It's not exactly up to Sistine Chapel standard, but a couple of coats of Hammerite does cover a multitude of sins. 

That happened on Tueday and tonight (Wed) it's back together.  Now I've given the other wing the Good News by unbolting everything removeable and blasting it with the pressure washer.  Just needs a quick going over with a wire brush, and that'll be ready for paint at the weekend - along with the front bulkhead, which is currently two-tone blue and white.

Got the race licences today as well, and put in the entry forms for DC and Qatar.  Still a load of odd jobs on the 'to-do' list, but we're getting there.

UAQ Again 8th March

More of the same I'm afraid.  Sheikh of UAQ turned up by helicopter at 1.45pm, so then we could sit down to lunch and the event kicked off at 3.00pm.  Seems there are more competitors each time we race, so each lap takes longer. 

This time the 4x4s went first onto a track now further extended to some 16+km, and I screwed up.  Got a bit airborne on the early bumpy bits, came down on one wheel and popped a tyre off the bead.  Which wouldn't have been so bad, had I not (as usual) dumped the spare wheel, jack and rattle gun back at service.  Fortunately Streaky came to the rescue, after some (ahem!) words with the marshals who weren't too happy about it.  I don't know what my lap time was, but noticed that the finish marshal had abandoned his stopwatch and picked up a calendar.

The second run was better, even though I was encumbered by a spare wheel, jack and rattle gun (20/20 hindsight is a wonderful thing).   I managed to catch up the Rangie who started 2 mins ahead of me, but the local lady driverette was kind enough to let me past when she could, bless her, so I didn't lose too much time.  The final lap was done by braille, with headlights on as night fell, again not too shabby (I think). 

But it's the cumulative time which counts, so no silverware for me.  I hung around in the hope that they might be able to calculate the results, but clearly their abacus was on the fritz.  By 8.30 I was bored, hungry and cold, so I gave it the elbow and headed back home.

Anyway, nothing important fell off or broke, so that's a Good Thing, reliability-wise.







Tuesday, March 5, 2013

DNF at UAQ


Sorry about the delay, people.  Work, eh?  It just gets in the way sometimes.
Well, the event on 22nd Feb was the first event in the UAQ Solo Race Championship.  Run over a new 13km course, it was scheduled to start at 1.00pm.  1.00pm came and went, and I had my picnic lunch.  Then, at 2.00pm and without any prior warning, the Motorplex wheeled out a huge feast.  There was enough food crammed into that tent to feed the entire population of Umm Al Quwain for a week, and most of it went untouched.  Nice gesture, but we actually wanted to get some racing in before it got dark.
Finally it kicked off close to 3.00pm, with the bikes and quads doing three laps back-to-back.  Then the Barracudas and 4x4s went out to do three single timed laps.  I got through to almost the end of the first lap and felt that it was relatively tidy, but the clutch pedal seemed to be sticking a bit.  I reached a fast stretch in 3rd gear, leading into a hairpin left.  I turned in, dropped it into second, let out the clutch – and nothing happened.  By the time clutch pedal came back up, I’d overshot the corner.  Tried to correct it, but the exit was through a gap in a berm and I was too far out of line to make it, and ended up hung up on the berm.  Eventually I was towed off, and finished the lap in 20+ minutes – unimpressive. 
Richard tried bleeding the clutch, but the hydraulics weren’t holding any pressure.  Started the 2nd lap on the starter motor in 1st gear, and if I could only have got it to shift up to 2nd gear I’d have been good to go.  But I couldn’t, so it was a DNF.  Bugger.
Dave Mabbs ended up winning in the FJ and taking home Dh 2,500.00.  Nice one!
Both clutch cylinders have been re-sealed now – the master cylinder lives next to the exhaust so it has a pretty hard life.  So we’re up for another go-round at UAQ on Friday, although having DNF’d the first round, the championship is probably out of reach now.  Anyway, we’ll give it our best shot.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

It's Fixed!

Well, Nanjgel came up trumps. 

By the time I got to see it (1.00pm) they had the old diff out and were busy fitting new bushes to the pitman arms and new hub seals.  By 4.00pm there were four of them beavering away and soon after 7.00pm it was back on the road.  I drove it round the block, pronounced it fit for purpoose and wrote them an enormous cheque.

Tomorrow we race!

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

A week's a long time in Motorsport


One step forward…..

Sunday I was back from a week’s travel and Richard was free in the evening, so we had a productive session on the Beast. Shiny new windows were carefully drilled and riveted to the frames, with a thick layer of black silicone to try and keep the occasional rain out. Exclusive Acrylic had used some rather sexy fasteners to fix the rails for the sliding section to the main window – but they weren’t really suitable, and we decided that some button-head screws and locknuts would be more secure. These were duly added to the shopping list, alongside a new hub stud for the front wheel and a new battery. (Yes, the battery had decided to pack up.)

Richard (bless him) produced some very fetching red insulating sleeves for the HT leads, which really add a touch of class to the engine department, and hide my previously described HT lead surgery.

And what a joy it is to be able to see through the side windows for a change!

..and a giant leap backward

Sunday night I put a spare battery on charge and by Monday evening it appeared to have its full quota of ergs, so I slapped it on the Beast and gave it a quick spin round the block. Clunk…clunk…clunk it went. (The Beast, that is, not the battery. The battery hardly made any noise at all.) The sound appeared to come from the front axle, it hadn’t made its presence felt the other week at UAQ, and it sounded expensive. Bugger. Back on the trailer with it, and by first thing Tuesday the Beast was back in its second home, Saluki Motorsport. Tuesday came and went, and by midday Wednesday Robbie admitted that they weren’t going to get a round tuit this week. Bugger, and more bugger. A day and a half left till Friday and a race I really need to run. What to do? WHAT TO DO?

…followed by a lurch forward (we hope)

Find another garage, you hopeless plonker!
Oh yes! I almost forgot. Al Quoz probably has more garages per square km than anywhere else on earth. And the one two doors from my office had just done a rather stonking bit of cosmetic surgery on my Merc, and were clearly angling for more work. So when they said they could look at it straightaway, I rushed back home, picked up the trailer, rushed round to Saluki, picked up the Beast, and rushed back. (After all, I was in a bit of a rush.)

The verdict as of this evening is that it needs a new diff, which is painful but not entirely surprising. More surprising is that they will have one in the morning and have pledged to fit it before close of play Thursday. Oh, and they’ll replace a couple of bushes that they’ve discovered have crapped out as well. This in itself shows that they are reasonably switched-on, because I hadn’t asked them to give it a once-over, but they clearly did it anyway. So a big-up to Nangjel Garage so far, but let’s see if we have a working Beast in time for Friday’s bunfight in UAQ before we get too excited.

Watch (as they say) this space…

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Ongoing Maintenance


Part of the reason for doing the short-course races up at UAQ is to identify and resolve issues with the car, before we launch into the DC.  (The other 95% of the reason is, of course, just to have fun.)  So the first issue is to replace the flexible elbow with something more rigid.

The solution Robbie at Saluki Motorsport came up with is a rectangular air-box, with stub pipes for inlet and outlet on adjacent sides.  We haven’t yet put it to the test, but I’m confident this will solve the air-starvation issue.

Richard came over the other night and we pulled out the near-opaque side windows, which are now at Exclusive Acrylic to be copied.  We also drained and flushed the clutch fluid, which has become a disgusting brown colour because the master cylinder lives close to the exhaust.  We also pulled out the thermostat to check the dimensions against the one I'm ordering to replace it.  The new one will be a high-flow 160f (72c) unit, which should reduce the water temperature from is current 92c

He was also able to find the cause of the backfire – there’s a clean break in one branch of the Y-piece which leads to the main exhaust, which was replaced last year for the same reason.  The car is booked into Fox Exhausts on Monday, and a flexible section will be inserted to (hopefully) prevent this happening again.

Another ongoing problem has been the proximity of one of the front HT leads to the exhaust manifold, which toasts the insulation until it eventually fails.  My last attempt at a solution was to wrap the HT lead in exhaust wrap, but upon unwrapping it, it fell apart.  No worries – I bought a set of 8, so I have 7 left to play with.  The problem is that the semi-rigid moulded insulator is just too long, and practically touches the manifold.  So I decided to remodel it.  By slicing through the insulator I was able to pull the HT lead 20mm further back, enabling me to cut 20mm off the plug end of the insulator.  After re-contouring it to fit, and wrapping it in tape, I also cut down the tubular aluminium protector which sleeves over the insulator.  The result is that the HT lead now emerges from the insulator well clear of the exhaust, like the other 7, which have no such problems. Time will tell, but I think it will be a permanent solution.  The pix show the original (left) and modified (right) plug leads, and the plug lead in situ.

Finally I have relieved the engine compartment of various items of non-functional hardware, and blagged a gallon of white Smoothrite from David ‘Streaky’ Chambers.  The current under-bonnet colour scheme is blue, white and rust, so the next job is to give the engine compartment a serious spring-clean, and then coat it in Smoothrite which is like Hammerite – but smoother. 

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Forthcoming Events Update


See below the list of events in which NewTrix Racing plans to participate over the coming months:

22/02/2013:       Umm Al Quwain Solo Race

08/03/2013:       Umm Al Quwain Solo Race

29/03/2013:       Umm Al Quwain Solo Race

05-12/04/2013:  Abu Dhabi Desert Challenge (ADDC)
                           05: Documentation
                           06: Scrutineering
                           07: Prologue
                           08-12: Rally

21-26/04/2013:  Qatar Sealine Rally
                           21-22: Documentation and Scrutineering
                           23-26: Rally

There is a plan for three additional 'Pro Race' events at UAQ, but the dates for these are not yet confirmed.

The Hail Rally (Saudi Arabia) is understood to be scheduled for 22-29/03/2013.  However, due to its proximity to the ADDC, we will unfortunately have to give this one a miss.